red-rover-au:

blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

ice-is-also-great:

dealin-with-a-reaper:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

It ticks to its own rhythm

I don’t get it.
I’m lost, boys.

were–ralph:

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them